Can somebody please turn down the volume? Please?
I really can’t bear to hear any more reports about:
(listed in no particular order)
– “Chrihanna”
– Michelle Obama’s fabulous arms (although she’s inspired me to do some push-ups!)
– Octomommy (or as Perez Hilton calls her, “Octopussy” – hilarious!)
– plummeting home values
– foreclosure rates
– unemployment rates
– print vs. web
– facebook vs. twitter vs. blogging
– bernie madoff (good riddance!)
– “sexting”
There’s a lot more stuff that’s been grating on my nerves lately, but those are the first things that came to mind. Enough already…like, seriously.
Then again, perhaps I could just turn off the television. What a novel concept.