{"id":1715,"date":"2008-03-04T06:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T06:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/2008\/03\/04\/amerykan-idol\/"},"modified":"2017-06-08T19:35:15","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T19:35:15","slug":"amerykan-idol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/amerykan-idol\/","title":{"rendered":"Amerykan Idol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my next life, I&#8217;m going to have a voice like <a href=\"http:\/\/reginarobertson.blogspot.com\/www.baduworld.com\">Ms. Erykah&#8217;s<\/a>, trust! Bought the new album, for $9.98, from Target on Saturday after chowing down on rice &amp; beans, scallops &amp; plantains, at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.versaillescuban.com\/\">Versailles<\/a>. I&#8217;m trying to take in each of the 11 tracks, one at a time, as it seems that every song &#8211; or should I say &#8220;episode&#8221; &#8211; consists of a million layers. She&#8217;s kind of major. Always has been. If you listen closely to her live album from back in the day, you might hear me screaming, in full-on fan mode, in the background.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wondering why I can&#8217;t stop watching <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Wire<\/span>. Marlo&#8217;s catching bricks, Templeton&#8217;s temple of lies is about to crumble, Michael clipped Snoop and is now on the run. Oh, and who would have thunk that Kima would turn out to be a snitch and that Bubbles would wind up clean and sober and answering to his government name, Reginald (which, as a sidebar, would have been <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">my<\/span> name if I&#8217;d been born a boy). I can barely wait until Sunday&#8217;s finale, which I did try to access on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/SHOWBIZ\/TV\/03\/06\/wire.finale\/index.html\">On Demand<\/a> and was nicely shut down by the folks at HBO. What will I do until then? Um, like, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">continue<\/span> watching reruns, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Went for a lovely, little nature stroll this morning before diving into work. Gazing at the grass and trees and listening to the birds is <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">the<\/span> best way to start one&#8217;s day before plugging into the Matrix. It&#8217;s almost 80 degrees in LaLa and I have NO complaints. Went to Venice the other day and just sat on the sand for a while, listening to the waves. It&#8217;s on these days that I vow never to live anywhere else. Unfortunately, that all gets tossed out the window whenever I&#8217;m stuck in for-no-good-reason freeway traffic or have to fight to find parking at my neighborhood Trader Joe&#8217;s! But those are luxury problems, I know.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, it&#8217;s been almost a year since I gave up soda and still, no city-sponsored parade to celebrate my coupe. How is that possible? Sadly, I can&#8217;t seem to make those &#8220;6-8 glasses of water&#8221; a part of my daily life, which is a mission I&#8217;ve been chasing since I was in high school. WHEN will I ever be able to do it? Is it just me or is that the hardest thing to do every, single day? I fall off my H20 game on such a regular basis that I&#8217;m embarrassed. I feel like the Water Gods are somewhere shaking their heads at me.<\/p>\n<p>I missed Hillary (code name: &#8220;The Hater&#8221;) making fun of herself on SNL last weekend, but I&#8217;m still so gagged about her antics during the last debate. It seems as though her entitlement issues are eating her up from the inside. Barack remains as cool as a refrigerated cucumber that just received a shot of mist in the produce section. That Farrakhan questioning was killer, though, remember? Denounce, reject&#8230;tomato, tom<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">a<\/span>to. I must, finally, get to the Newsweek cover story on wifey, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/id\/112849\">Michelle<\/a>, which has been at the top of my &#8216;must read&#8217; list for a week now. For the record, I think she would look a-mazing with a center-part in her hair, but I know there are bigger issues at hand. Also, just got my New York mag in the mail today (thanks, Courtney!) and Chelsea is the cover girl.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder how the numbers will add up tomorrow night? Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have to do expenses (boo!) and a <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">gang<\/span> of transcribing (yaawwwn, stretch). I wish there was a way to get through the tedious stuff with just a wave of my magic wand. No dice. Life calls, I need to pick up&#8230;and sound cheerful, like I mean it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my next life, I&#8217;m going to have a voice like Ms. Erykah&#8217;s, trust! Bought the new album, for $9.98, from Target on Saturday after chowing down on rice &amp; beans, scallops &amp; plantains, at Versailles. I&#8217;m trying to take in each of the 11 tracks, one at a time, as it seems that every&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/amerykan-idol\/\" class=\"\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Amerykan Idol<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_ti_tpc_template_sync":false,"_ti_tpc_template_id":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2852,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715\/revisions\/2852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}