{"id":1703,"date":"2008-04-12T23:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T23:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/2008\/04\/12\/a-brand-new-low\/"},"modified":"2017-06-08T19:20:16","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T19:20:16","slug":"a-brand-new-low","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/a-brand-new-low\/","title":{"rendered":"a brand,  new low."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the last to know that <a href=\"http:\/\/video.aol.com\/video-detail\/under-one-roof-with-flavor-flav\/207412105\">Flavor Flav<\/a> is coming to network television next week? Am I the only one who is shaking in my open-toed sandals (it&#8217;s b-l-a-z-i-n-g hot in LaLa today!) at the mere thought of how far he will set us back with this one? Oh, did I mention that he plays an ex-con? Right.<\/p>\n<p>I know ol&#8217; boy has like 55 kids who all need sneakers and college funds, but damn. I always wonder what Chuck D thinks when he sees his comrade on the small screen cooning, shucking and jiving while sporting gold fronts, those dookie chains and that damn clock!<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing more to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the last to know that Flavor Flav is coming to network television next week? Am I the only one who is shaking in my open-toed sandals (it&#8217;s b-l-a-z-i-n-g hot in LaLa today!) at the mere thought of how far he will set us back with this one? Oh, did I mention that he&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/a-brand-new-low\/\" class=\"\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">a brand,  new low.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_ti_tpc_template_sync":false,"_ti_tpc_template_id":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2818,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/2818"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}