{"id":1549,"date":"2013-02-14T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-06-08T15:06:35","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T15:06:35","slug":"so-i-wrote-this-little-essay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/so-i-wrote-this-little-essay\/","title":{"rendered":"so, I wrote this little essay&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- [if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument>  <w:View>Normal<\/w:View>  <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom>  <w:TrackMoves\/>  <w:TrackFormatting\/>  <w:PunctuationKerning\/>  <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas\/>  <w:SaveIfXMLInval>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>  <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent>  <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>  <w:DoNotPromoteQF\/>  <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US<\/w:LidThemeOther>  <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE<\/w:LidThemeAsian>  <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE<\/w:LidThemeComplexScript>  <w:Compatibility>   <w:BreakWrappedTables\/>   <w:SnapToGridInCell\/>   <w:WrapTextWithPunct\/>   <w:UseAsianBreakRules\/>   <w:DontGrowAutofit\/>   <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark\/>   <w:DontVertAlignCellWithSp\/>   <w:DontBreakConstrainedForcedTables\/>   <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx\/>   <w:Word11KerningPairs\/>   <w:CachedColBalance\/>  <\/w:Compatibility>  <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4<\/w:BrowserLevel>  <m:mathPr>   <m:mathFont m:val=\"Cambria Math\"\/>   <m:brkBin m:val=\"before\"\/>   <m:brkBinSub m:val=\"&#45;-\"\/>   <m:smallFrac m:val=\"off\"\/>   <m:dispDef\/>   <m:lMargin m:val=\"0\"\/>   <m:rMargin m:val=\"0\"\/>   <m:defJc m:val=\"centerGroup\"\/>   <m:wrapIndent m:val=\"1440\"\/>   <m:intLim m:val=\"subSup\"\/>   <m:naryLim m:val=\"undOvr\"\/>  <\/m:mathPr><\/w:WordDocument><\/xml><![endif]--><span style=\"font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; line-height: 200%;\"> <span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;\">&#8220;Two decades before Maya Rudolph and her zany crew brought the laughs in<i> <\/i><i>Bridesmaids<\/i>, I spent a lazy afternoon watching a made-for-television movie of the same name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Two decades before Maya Rudolph and her zany crew brought the laughs in Bridesmaids, I spent a lazy afternoon watching a made-for-television movie of the same name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_ti_tpc_template_sync":false,"_ti_tpc_template_id":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1549"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2398,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549\/revisions\/2398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginarobertson.com\/rrrsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}