Am I the last to know that Flavor Flav is coming to network television next week? Am I the only one who is shaking in my open-toed sandals (it’s b-l-a-z-i-n-g hot in LaLa today!) at the mere thought of how far he will set us back with this one? Oh, did I mention that he plays an ex-con? Right.

I know ol’ boy has like 55 kids who all need sneakers and college funds, but damn. I always wonder what Chuck D thinks when he sees his comrade on the small screen cooning, shucking and jiving while sporting gold fronts, those dookie chains and that damn clock!

I have nothing more to say.

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